Sometimes, I'm just tired. Even with afternoon naps the past two days, I'm still feeling the effects of "vacation" - hence this exchange from last evening. I hope you see the humor in it that I did at the time (and, well, still do!).
Husband: Hey, can you help me take out the trash?
Wife (me): Um, I just put the kids to bed (by myself).
Husband: You helped make the trash.
Wife: Yep. And you helped make the kids....
Needless to say, I didn't get up off the couch.
Enjoy - at our expense ;)