As my daughter, who has a miserable cold, was licking her corn from the table at dinner this evening (hey, she was eating, right?):
Me: "Ick. Time to get out the Lysol wipes...."
Big J (who sits opposite Miss M at the table): "Nah, just don't turn the table around."
We've had sick kids for a few days now, and are reaching the 'gallows humor' stage.