On the way home from lunch after church yesterday.
Mister J (muffled): Mom, are there nuts in who-oppers?
Mister J (louder, but still muffled): Are there nuts in who-oppers?
Me: What are who hoppers?
Mister J: This candy with the chocolate outside.
He had gotten a pack of candy from the "candy crane" and I didn't realize he was eating it as I drove home. Then I had the a-ha moment....
Me: Oh, you mean Whoppers?
Mister J: No, it's who-oppers. There's a 'who' on the label.
As if 'candy crane' wasn't funny enough!